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“...this testosteronic tome is an encyclopedia of all masculine interests.” - Esquire
“...a hellzapoppin’ tour of booze, women, films & sports.” - Men’s Health
“Part tongue-in-cheek, part terrifying and 100% hilarious.” - Associated Press*
The von Hoffman Brothers are at it again with the Bigger Damner Book of Sheer Manliness, a revised and updated release of their 1997 classic Big Damn Book of Sheer Manliness. This book is a rallying cry for every guy whose time has come to get back to his masculine roots and reclaim lost ground in today’s mixed-up world.
Face it, after more than a decade since the original hit book’s debut, the time has come for guys to get a reminder that their favorite pastimes are here to stay and more fun than ever! And women, haven’t you wondered why so much of the male population shares a common love for cars, manly movies, beer, and WD-40? This book is an equal opportunity celebration of manhood, whether you’re a guy looking for new ideas and great suggestions, or a lady trying to figure out why that man in your life acts so passionately about the strangest things.
Inside you’ll find musings on manly sports, dirty jokes, great chili recipes, 200 names for your "Johnson," women we like, profiles of pioneers and outdoorsmen, advice to cure hangovers, limericks to help spread manliness through rhyme, and much, much more!
This book makes the perfect graduation gift for guys, a good gift for dad on father's day, or a birthday gift for the man who has everything!
Features:
A fully revised and updated edition of the manly book pioneer, which sold over 75,000 copies while it was in print!
Hundreds of full-color photos and illustrations
Full of the stuff manly men really like
More than just great pictures, this book features profiles of pioneers and outdoorsmen, advice to cure hangovers, and limericks to help spread manliness through rhyme
About the von Hoffman Brothers
Brant "Uncle Beez" von Hoffmann — Gentleman Scientist
This brother plays a steady, mean hand of Texas Hold-‘Em (after chucking 7-Card Stud), flies an ultralight outfitted with electronically triggered wing-tip rockets, builds unexplainable devices in his girlfriend’s garage, and maintains that Miniature Dachshunds qualify as dogs. He serves both as Captain of Team Beez on the Los Angeles Codgers and Executive Director of the Dumb, Noisy, Or Both Corp., but is probably still best known as the undisputed defending champion of the Ozark Turtle Trap Competition. Turnoffs: Mexican fuses.
Todd "Binx" von Hoffmann — Unfunded Philanthropist
Co-Founder of the Dumb, Noisy, Or Both Corp. and the only player on the Los Angeles Codgers to wear the coveted Housedress of Incompetence. He makes Colon Cleaner Chili, enjoys golf cart croquet, long strolls through gun shows, and throws the most dangerous Fourth of July party in Venice, CA., where he haunts the Windward pubs and local welding shop. He lives with his wife, Theo; daughter, Kristina; and many creatures of fur, fin, feather, and scale. His favorite color is rust.
* Priase for the original 1997 edition of the Big Damn Book of Sheer Manliness
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